Extraterrestrial

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2960930/ Starring: Brittany Allen, Freddie Stroma, Gil Bellows, many others Review: A young woman is asked to take realty photos of her family’s soon-to-be-sold vacation cabin. Her boyfriend invites several of their friends along. Aliens invade,

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Invasion

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472465/ Starring: Jenny Dare Paulin (as Virginia Dare), Don Keith Opper, Norbert Weisser Review: Sheriff’s deputy goes out into a remote parkland in a remote California valley to investigate a possible missing persons

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Evil Aliens

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/ Starring: Emily Booth, Jamie Honeybourne, Sam Butler Review: Sensationalist “paranormal investigator” Michelle “Foxy” Fox and her crew go on site to a remote Welsh Island. They stage numerous alien hoaxes, hoping to

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Killer Mermaid

Alternate Title: Nymph (Original Title: Mamula) IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3171764/ Starring: Kristina Klebe, Franco Nero, Natalie Burn, Dragan Micanovic, Zorana Kostic Obradovic, and numerous other Serbian actors Review: Two American women (aren’t they always?) go on

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Jack The Giant Slayer

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1351685/ Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci Review: Ewan McGregor channels Eddie Izzard’s recent look along with Cary Elwes’ suave style from The Princess Bride while Nicholas Hoult plays hero,

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Blood Angels

Alternate Title: Thralls (in fact this is the title that runs in the opening credits) IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404496/ Starring: Lorenzo Lamas (I know, I didn’t believe it, either), Leah Cairns, Siri Baruc Review: Lorenzo Lamas

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Apollo 18

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772240/ Starring: Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen, Ryan Robbins Review in a nutshell: Yet another “startling revelations thanks to found footage” type film that, yet again, wants you to believe that actors who are

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Bad Girl Island

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031276/ Starring: Antonio Sabato Jr., James Brolin, AnnaLynne McCord Review in a nutshell: Jaded and down-on-his-inspiration film writer gets a special delivery from a magic dolphin in the form of a hot crazy

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The Eternal

Alternate Title: Trance or The Eternal Kiss of the Mummy IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158011/ Starring: Christopher Walken (no, really), Rachel O’Rourke, Jared Harris, Allison Elliott Review in a nutshell: Thousand year old Peat-bog mummy turns out

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