My name is Jenn and I have a bad movie problem. I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”. I will watch it if: it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.) it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description. it has less than three stars on Netflix the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.

The Basement

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4319842/ Starring: A bunch of people I’m not familiar with. Review: This film was surprisingly good in many ways. Definitely potential here for everyone involved. It’s obviously low budget but the acting wasn’t bad and the

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The Blood Harvest

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda crap”. Because seriously, they had my full attention.

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The Spiritualist

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4418152/ Starring: Major Iceborg from the Fifth Element and a bunch of people from Season 4 of Bosch Review: It started out SO WELL. It was subtle and creepy. The Spiritualist herself was well written. I

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Roseville

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3213512/ Starring: A bunch of Bulgarians and some dude from Eastern MA that has been in several movies I need to review. Review: Roseville was better than expected, but not quite good enough to stay off

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The Visit

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3567288/ Starring: Two character actors you are bound to recognize, Peter McRobbie & Deanna Dunagan. They have both been in all thing tv shows at least once. Review: I have exactly the same

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The Girl in the Photographs

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer. Netflix is wrong. This movie is about Kal Penn’s

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The Dark

Alternate Title: Silent Hill in Wales IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411267/ Starring: Sean Bean and the mom from History of Violence Review: As we all know Sean Bean’s JOB is to die in movies. UNLESS he doesn’t.

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Perkins’ 14

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired

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