Invasion

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472465/ Starring: Jenny Dare Paulin (as Virginia Dare), Don Keith Opper, Norbert Weisser Review: Sheriff’s deputy goes out into a remote parkland in a remote California valley to investigate a possible missing persons

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Dead Alive

Alternate Title: A Mother’s Love IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ Starring: Timothy Balme, Diane Penalver and Elizabeth Moody Review: Mother doesn’t always know best, especially when she’s a bitch… and dead… Before Peter Jackson directed The Lord

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The Visit

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3567288/ Starring: Two character actors you are bound to recognize, Peter McRobbie & Deanna Dunagan. They have both been in all thing tv shows at least once. Review: I have exactly the same

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Evil Aliens

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/ Starring: Emily Booth, Jamie Honeybourne, Sam Butler Review: Sensationalist “paranormal investigator” Michelle “Foxy” Fox and her crew go on site to a remote Welsh Island. They stage numerous alien hoaxes, hoping to

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The Girl in the Photographs

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer. Netflix is wrong. This movie is about Kal Penn’s

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The Dark

Alternate Title: Silent Hill in Wales IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411267/ Starring: Sean Bean and the mom from History of Violence Review: As we all know Sean Bean’s JOB is to die in movies. UNLESS he doesn’t.

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Perkins’ 14

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired

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Awaken

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3367686/ Starring: Teen John Connor, Big Chris, the lead singer of The Cruisers & DARYL FUCKING HANNAH Review: This movie is just like Frozen. IF the run away sister in Frozen exchanged her

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Housebound

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3504048/ Starring: A bunch of New Zealanders Review: I was pleasantly surprised a few minutes into this movie to discover it was a horror comedy. By the end of the movie I was

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