V/H/S/2

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2450186/ Starring: People, various and sundry, some better known as directors or “Misc Cast & Crew” of other films. Sometimes even the segments they star in! And speaking of directors, the men who

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The Tattooist

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817228/ Starring: Jason Behr and a bunch of people from New Zealand Review in a nutshell: I don’t know if this movie is culturally sensitive or not and I don’t care. And the

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Bad Girl Island

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031276/ Starring: Antonio Sabato Jr., James Brolin, AnnaLynne McCord Review in a nutshell: Jaded and down-on-his-inspiration film writer gets a special delivery from a magic dolphin in the form of a hot crazy

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The Pact

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2040560/ Starring: Nobody you’ve ever heard of. Probably. No, wait, Casper Van Dien is in this. Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe how good this movie was… for what it is. Seriously.

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Last Kind Words

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1745740/ Starring: Brad Dourif, some adults, some teenagers and a dog. Review in a nutshell: This is a ghost story about redneck stereotypes that brings WHOLE new meaning to dating from the family

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Intruders

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1634121/ Starring: Clive Owen Review in a nutshell: My opinion of this movie is mixed, but it mostly lands in a great big pile of crap. It’s your typical suppressed memory ghost story

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The Factory

DISCLAIMER: I had a hard time rating this movie. I settled on “Total Crap” instead of “Epic Crap” because I’d actually be willing to watch some of the “epic crap” movies again for their comedic

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The Eternal

Alternate Title: Trance or The Eternal Kiss of the Mummy IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158011/ Starring: Christopher Walken (no, really), Rachel O’Rourke, Jared Harris, Allison Elliott Review in a nutshell: Thousand year old Peat-bog mummy turns out

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