Jack The Giant Slayer

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1351685/ Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci Review: Ewan McGregor channels Eddie Izzard’s recent look along with Cary Elwes’ suave style from The Princess Bride while Nicholas Hoult plays hero,

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Blood Angels

Alternate Title: Thralls (in fact this is the title that runs in the opening credits) IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404496/ Starring: Lorenzo Lamas (I know, I didn’t believe it, either), Leah Cairns, Siri Baruc Review: Lorenzo Lamas

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The Yellow Wallpaper

DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t read The Yellow Wallpaper, stop and go read it now. Seriously. I’ll wait: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1952/1952-h/1952-h.htm IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790788/ Starring: The father from Troll and the woman who gets hexed by the Witches

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The Bay

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476/ Starring: People I didn’t recognize and Cymothoa Exigua Review: I thought this was going to be a zombie movie. I also expected to NOT be impressed. I was wrong on both counts.

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Twixt

DISCLAIMER: This was supposed to go up last week. Sorry about that. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/ Starring: Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern and Father Guido Sarducci ( credited as Don Novello). There is also a cameo by

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Apollo 18

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772240/ Starring: Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen, Ryan Robbins Review in a nutshell: Yet another “startling revelations thanks to found footage” type film that, yet again, wants you to believe that actors who are

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Insidious

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1591095/ Starring: Patrick Wilson, Darth Maul & Danzig Review in a nutshell: I had heard this was a good one so I gave it a shot. And it had SO MUCH PROMISE. Decent

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V/H/S/2

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2450186/ Starring: People, various and sundry, some better known as directors or “Misc Cast & Crew” of other films. Sometimes even the segments they star in! And speaking of directors, the men who

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The Tattooist

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817228/ Starring: Jason Behr and a bunch of people from New Zealand Review in a nutshell: I don’t know if this movie is culturally sensitive or not and I don’t care. And the

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Bad Girl Island

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031276/ Starring: Antonio Sabato Jr., James Brolin, AnnaLynne McCord Review in a nutshell: Jaded and down-on-his-inspiration film writer gets a special delivery from a magic dolphin in the form of a hot crazy

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