Jack’s Back

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095389/ Starring: James Spader, Cynthia Gibb and one of favorite character actors: Robert Picardo Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe I had never seen this movie before! If I had seen this

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Strigoi

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117636/ Starring: Lots of Romanians. Review in a nutshell: This one is a little slow, and NOT an action movie, but I was pleasantly surprised. First off, any vampire movie that doesn’t glorify

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Pootie Tang

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258038/ Starring: All of Louis C.K. and Chris Rock’s friends. And Robert Vaughn is the villain. Review in a nutshell: I seriously have no idea how to explain this one. It’s a comedy.

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Iron Sky

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/ Starring: Udo Kier and no one I’ve ever heard of Review in a nutshell: I put way too much stock in the preview for this movie. I was expecting an over the

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Red Lights

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1748179/ Starring: Cillian Murphy, Sigourney Weaver, Robert Deniro and Elizabeth Olsen Review in a nutshell: I’m settling on a 2 out of 5. The acting was meh, the script was all over the

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From Within

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1063056/ Starring: Adam Goldberg aka THE HEBREW HAMMER as a murderous Christian zealot. Review in a nutshell: This movie simultaneously perpetuates the stereotype that religious people are all zealots who just want to

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The Keep

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085780/ Starring: Scott Glen, J├╝rgen Prochnow, Gabriel Byrne, & Ian McKellen (oh and Robert Prosky who I promise you’ll recognize) Review in a nutshell: The following is my running commentary on Facebook as

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The Resurrected

Alternate Title: Shatterbrain IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105242/ Starring: Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon) & some character actors we’ve all seen a million times. Review in a nutshell: This movie is based on HP Lovecraft’s The Case of

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The Shrine

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341710/ Starring: That kid who played Ice Man in the 1st round of Xmen movies Review in a nutshell: I was convinced this would be a Lovecraftian evil fungus movie. Then one of

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