The Yellow Wallpaper

DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t read The Yellow Wallpaper, stop and go read it now. Seriously. I’ll wait: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1952/1952-h/1952-h.htm IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790788/ Starring: The father from Troll and the woman who gets hexed by the Witches

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Bad Girl Island

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031276/ Starring: Antonio Sabato Jr., James Brolin, AnnaLynne McCord Review in a nutshell: Jaded and down-on-his-inspiration film writer gets a special delivery from a magic dolphin in the form of a hot crazy

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Cosmopolis

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1480656/ Starring: Robert “I Sparkle” Pattinson Review in a nutshell: This movie is…odd. Odd can sometimes be good. This time it was not. It is also really boring porn. Seriously. This guy has

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YellowBrickRoad

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398428/ Starring: Nobody of interest, except maybe the chick who was in Smallville. Review in a nutshell: Don’t. Just. Don’t. Here’s a quick summary if you don’t believe me. A bunch of hipsters

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Iron Sky

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/ Starring: Udo Kier and no one I’ve ever heard of Review in a nutshell: I put way too much stock in the preview for this movie. I was expecting an over the

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The Keep

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085780/ Starring: Scott Glen, Jürgen Prochnow, Gabriel Byrne, & Ian McKellen (oh and Robert Prosky who I promise you’ll recognize) Review in a nutshell: The following is my running commentary on Facebook as

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The Devil’s Tomb

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1147687/ Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ron Perlman, Ray Winstone, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: It’s about a tomb with the devil in it, and it makes people turn into gooey

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