Category: Not Crap

Housebound

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3504048/ Starring: A bunch of New Zealanders Review: I was pleasantly surprised a few minutes into this movie to discover it was a horror comedy. By the end of the movie I was very pleased to have given it a chance. THIS is why I do what I do. This movie is a…

Read more
 

Jack The Giant Slayer

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1351685/ Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci Review: Ewan McGregor channels Eddie Izzard’s recent look along with Cary Elwes’ suave style from The Princess Bride while Nicholas Hoult plays hero, overcomes a fear of heights, and throws down with several rowdy Manc giants in order to save Eleanor Tomlinson’s semi-hapless…

Read more
 

The Bay

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476/ Starring: People I didn’t recognize and Cymothoa Exigua Review: I thought this was going to be a zombie movie. I also expected to NOT be impressed. I was wrong on both counts. Found footage rarely does it for me and I was dismayed when I realized this was a faux-documentary. HOWEVER, they…

Read more
 

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013860/ Starring: Brandon Routh aka Christopher Reeves’ clone, Taye Diggs, Sam Huntington & Peter Stormare Review in a nutshell: This movie is a CLASSIC of western cinema. Well, only when you compare it to the other movies I watch. But if you enjoy silly horror action movies, turn this shit on right now….

Read more
 

Pacific Rim

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1663662/ Starring: Idris Elba and um.. Ron Perlam has a cameo Review in a nutshell: GIANT ROBOTS FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS! Seriously, that was all we wanted, that’s what we got. This movie has flaws but every time a Jaeger (giant robot) punches a Kaiju (giant monster) in the face I forgot what they…

Read more
 

V/H/S

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2105044/ Starring: People. Lots of people. Some even have pictures on their IMDB pages. Review in a nutshell: I am shocked to be putting this in the Not Crap category. A friend told me this movie was better than expected and she did NOT LIE. I had kinda written off found footage as…

Read more
 

Dredd

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398428/ Starring: Karl Urban and Lena Headly Review in a nutshell: OMG! That was fucking awesome! Except for the rookie’s acting, and the sparkly slow motion action sequences.. but besides that it was a ton of fun. Karl Urban was angry and shot things. Lena Headly was evil and twisted and the character…

Read more