Evil Aliens

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/ Starring: Emily Booth, Jamie Honeybourne, Sam Butler Review: Sensationalist “paranormal investigator” Michelle “Foxy” Fox and her crew go on site to a remote Welsh Island. They stage numerous alien hoaxes, hoping to

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Awaken

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3367686/ Starring: Teen John Connor, Big Chris, the lead singer of The Cruisers & DARYL FUCKING HANNAH Review: This movie is just like Frozen. IF the run away sister in Frozen exchanged her

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The Factory

DISCLAIMER: I had a hard time rating this movie. I settled on “Total Crap” instead of “Epic Crap” because I’d actually be willing to watch some of the “epic crap” movies again for their comedic

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Rise Of The Zombies

DISCLAIMER: Our first Guest Post! IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2236182/ Starring: LeVar Burton, Danny Trejo, Mariel Hemmingway, French Stewart, No one else of any import Review in a nutshell: Actors are people, too. They gotta eat. Ask

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Madhouse

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363276/ Starring: Starring Lance Henriksen, the first victim from The Blair Witch Project, and Francis from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure Review in a nutshell: Ok, so this movie had a few interesting moments set

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Exit Humanity

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1781812/ Starring: Brian Cox’s voice and Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: This period piece zombie movie was a train wreck. Bad science, bad acting, bad history, bad animation to save on special

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Beneath Loch Ness

Alternate Title: The Evil Beneath Loch Ness IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256155/ Starring: Patrick Bergen, an Irishman, who has actually been in some good movies, and the guy who plays Tank Girl’s boyfriend who gets shot up

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Dragon Fighter

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312640/ Starring: Superboy, Dean Cain Review in a nutshell: This movie was so bad I’m not bothering with a review. Here are my notes from while I sat through this shit. Another dragon

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The Rig

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093906/ Starring: William Forsythe (you’ll know him when you see him), ArtLaFleur (him too) and a Sean Bean wannabe Review in a nutshell: This is a movie about brotherly love. It is also

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Half Light

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412798/ Starring: Demi Moore, James Cosmo (again!) and a ton of authentic British accents Review in a nutshell: Here’s the good news. Demi Moore is playing an AMERICAN author and I wasn’t stuck

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