Tag: kidnapping

Awaken

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3367686/ Starring: Teen John Connor, Big Chris, the lead singer of The Cruisers & DARYL FUCKING HANNAH Review: This movie is just like Frozen. IF the run away sister in Frozen exchanged her power to control ice and snow for control of an illegal organ harvesting enterprise. But the lesson is the same…

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Tall Man

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363276/ Starring: Starring Jessica Biel, the kid zombie from Cabin in the Woods and a Lance Henriksen Clone. Review in a nutshell: Ok, this movie? This movie here? Let me spoil it for you. Whoever told ME this was a supernatural thriller LIED. It is not exactly a crazy cult movie, but you…

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Citadel

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1641975/ Starring: James Cosmo and some kid doing an Elijah Wood as Frodo impression. Review in a nutshell: With a name like Citadel I wanted this to be an urban fairy tale. And for the most part it was. But in truth it was about feral mutant inbred crack babies who decided that…

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