Tag: monsters

Pacific Rim

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1663662/ Starring: Idris Elba and um.. Ron Perlam has a cameo Review in a nutshell: GIANT ROBOTS FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS! Seriously, that was all we wanted, that’s what we got. This movie has flaws but every time a Jaeger (giant robot) punches a Kaiju (giant monster) in the face I forgot what they…

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The New Daughter

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0951335/ Starring: Kevin Costner & the girl from Pan’s Labyrinth Review in a nutshell: Paging Dr. Freud! There’s a complex here to see you. Seriously. This movie is dripping with oedipal bullshit. We’ve got a single dad, recently divorced moving two kids across the country for a fresh start. Presumably because he’s never…

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Beneath Loch Ness

Alternate Title: The Evil Beneath Loch Ness IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256155/ Starring: Patrick Bergen, an Irishman, who has actually been in some good movies, and the guy who plays Tank Girl’s boyfriend who gets shot up at the beginning of the movie. Review in a nutshell: The only thing about this movie that is based on…

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The Rig

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093906/ Starring: William Forsythe (you’ll know him when you see him), ArtLaFleur (him too) and a Sean Bean wannabe Review in a nutshell: This is a movie about brotherly love. It is also a movie with a moral. And that moral is WORK BOOTY IS BAD BOOTY! And no, sleeping with a coworker…

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Humanoids from the Deep

Alternate Title: Monster IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080904/ Starring: Doug McClure Review in a nutshell: The Plot: Rubber suited fishmen invade a rural fishing town to eat the men and mate with the women to continue evolving at an alarming (read: impossible) rate. The Plot I WISH I watched: Men want to wear rubbers so women will…

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