Tag: vampires

Blood Angels

Alternate Title: Thralls (in fact this is the title that runs in the opening credits) IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404496/ Starring: Lorenzo Lamas (I know, I didn’t believe it, either), Leah Cairns, Siri Baruc Review: Lorenzo Lamas is a Full Vampire named Mr. Jones who has a bevy of beauties trapped in the White Room style attic…

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The Yellow Wallpaper

DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t read The Yellow Wallpaper, stop and go read it now. Seriously. I’ll wait: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1952/1952-h/1952-h.htm IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790788/ Starring: The father from Troll and the woman who gets hexed by the Witches of Eastwick. (Arlo Givens from Justified has a cameo.) Review: It’s been a while since I’ve hated a movie enough…

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Twixt

DISCLAIMER: This was supposed to go up last week. Sorry about that. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/ Starring: Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern and Father Guido Sarducci ( credited as Don Novello). There is also a cameo by the legendary Tom Waits. Review: My crush on Val Kilmer when I saw Real Genius in the theater, so I…

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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013860/ Starring: Brandon Routh aka Christopher Reeves’ clone, Taye Diggs, Sam Huntington & Peter Stormare Review in a nutshell: This movie is a CLASSIC of western cinema. Well, only when you compare it to the other movies I watch. But if you enjoy silly horror action movies, turn this shit on right now….

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Stakeland

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464580/ Starring: People who have had to find work since they stopped filming the original Law & Order. Review in a nutshell: In this day and age scary / gross vampires are a treat, but when they’re dumb it might as well be a zombie movie. So yeah this was basically a zombie…

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Strigoi

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117636/ Starring: Lots of Romanians. Review in a nutshell: This one is a little slow, and NOT an action movie, but I was pleasantly surprised. First off, any vampire movie that doesn’t glorify the undead gets brownie points in my book. Secondly, it’s really a movie about how Romanians feel about communism and…

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