Tag: zombies

Perkins’ 14

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired of zombie movies. And in many ways, THIS is not a zombie movie. It is a zombie movie in all…

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V/H/S/2

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2450186/ Starring: People, various and sundry, some better known as directors or “Misc Cast & Crew” of other films. Sometimes even the segments they star in! And speaking of directors, the men who brought us “The Blair Witch Project” and cinema tour-de-force “Hobo with a Shotgun” are responsible for two segments. But for…

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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013860/ Starring: Brandon Routh aka Christopher Reeves’ clone, Taye Diggs, Sam Huntington & Peter Stormare Review in a nutshell: This movie is a CLASSIC of western cinema. Well, only when you compare it to the other movies I watch. But if you enjoy silly horror action movies, turn this shit on right now….

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Rise Of The Zombies

DISCLAIMER: Our first Guest Post! IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2236182/ Starring: LeVar Burton, Danny Trejo, Mariel Hemmingway, French Stewart, No one else of any import Review in a nutshell: Actors are people, too. They gotta eat. Ask Jenn. I love bad movies. I mean, I really, really love bad movies. This movie was so bad, it was…

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Exit Humanity

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1781812/ Starring: Brian Cox’s voice and Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: This period piece zombie movie was a train wreck. Bad science, bad acting, bad history, bad animation to save on special effects and makeup, bad makeup that washes off when zombies are in water… I wasn’t sure what to expect when…

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The Devil’s Tomb

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1147687/ Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ron Perlman, Ray Winstone, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: It’s about a tomb with the devil in it, and it makes people turn into gooey zombies. Sometimes those zombies are lesbians and they make out. Where did you find it?: Netflix Points of Interest: Henry…

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