Jenn SG

My name is Jenn and I have a bad movie problem. I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”. I will watch it if: it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.) it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description. it has less than three stars on Netflix the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.

Midsommar

January 28, 2020 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

Alternate Title: The Wicker Man Swedish Edition IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/ Starring: Chidi from The Good Place Review: I have now seen two movies by Ari Aster. I did not like the first one, and I

Slender Man

March 4, 2019 Jenn SG Stumps

The only thing frightening about this movie was the fact that I am 30 years older than the main characters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5690360

The Unnamable

March 2, 2019 Jenn SG Stumps

Because sometimes you need a Lovecraft adaptation from 1988. www.imdb.com/title/tt0096344/

The Basement

June 11, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4319842/ Starring: A bunch of people I’m not familiar with. Review: This film was surprisingly good in many ways. Definitely potential here for everyone involved. It’s obviously low budget but the acting wasn’t bad and the

The Blood Harvest

May 7, 2018 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda crap”. Because seriously, they had my full attention.

Night of the Living Dorks

April 30, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

Original Title: Die Nacht der lebenden Loser IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/ Starring: German people Review: Fans of Rammstein and Dark should not get too excited here. This movie is in a class of it’s own. And

The Spiritualist

April 16, 2018 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4418152/ Starring: Major Iceborg from the Fifth Element and a bunch of people from Season 4 of Bosch Review: It started out SO WELL. It was subtle and creepy. The Spiritualist herself was well written. I

Roseville

April 9, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3213512/ Starring: A bunch of Bulgarians and some dude from Eastern MA that has been in several movies I need to review. Review: Roseville was better than expected, but not quite good enough to stay off

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

July 23, 2017 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/ Starring: John Vernon, one of those guys who has been in everything. The blond love interest from Weird Science. Another guy who has been in a ton of tv stuff. And Christoper Titus for

The Visit

June 25, 2017 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3567288/ Starring: Two character actors you are bound to recognize, Peter McRobbie & Deanna Dunagan. They have both been in all thing tv shows at least once. Review: I have exactly the same