IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1534085/
Starring: People who had debts to pay.
Review in a nutshell: Some guy who wants to be Guillermo del Toro decided to make an 80’s horror movie but not in the good Robert Rodriguez Planet Terror way. It looks like a shitty 80’s movie. It SOUNDS like a shitty 80’s movie. So from that perspective the production design was spot on. If I hadn’t known it was from 2010 I would have thought this was an actual movie from the 80’s. But it is lacking any redeemable value. I seriously have no idea what happened in this movie. I paid attention. Really I did! All I can say for sure is drugs are bad for you.
Where I found it: Xbox Video
How much I paid for it: 300ish Xbox points & 110 minutes of my sanity
Points of interest: The creepy dude’s performance is mesmerizing. SO MANY FACIAL TICKS!
The Money Shot: When the psychic mutant zombie thing in a straight jacket starts angrily licking the glass door to his cell to get to our heroine.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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