Epic Crap

VelociPastor

January 28, 2020 Guest Reviewer Epic Crap

Webmaster’s note: Very exciting guest post here! We’ve got a play by play of watching this movie from a friend of mine! Enjoy! IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/ Starring: Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, mannequin heads, and bad

All Cheerleaders Die

March 30, 2015 Jim Epic Crap

Editor’s Note: The following statement from Jim was written at the top of the email I received. I had to review it. I was compelled by beings made of pure light, to warn the Earth,

The Yellow Wallpaper

January 19, 2015 Jenn SG Epic Crap

DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t read The Yellow Wallpaper, stop and go read it now. Seriously. I’ll wait: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1952/1952-h/1952-h.htm IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790788/ Starring: The father from Troll and the woman who gets hexed by the Witches

Bad Girl Island

October 18, 2013 Jim Epic Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031276/ Starring: Antonio Sabato Jr., James Brolin, AnnaLynne McCord Review in a nutshell: Jaded and down-on-his-inspiration film writer gets a special delivery from a magic dolphin in the form of a hot crazy

Cosmopolis

August 16, 2013 Jenn SG Epic Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1480656/ Starring: Robert “I Sparkle” Pattinson Review in a nutshell: This movie is…odd. Odd can sometimes be good. This time it was not. It is also really boring porn. Seriously. This guy has

YellowBrickRoad

March 15, 2013 Jenn SG Epic Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398428/ Starring: Nobody of interest, except maybe the chick who was in Smallville. Review in a nutshell: Don’t. Just. Don’t. Here’s a quick summary if you don’t believe me. A bunch of hipsters

Iron Sky

February 15, 2013 Jenn SG Epic Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/ Starring: Udo Kier and no one I’ve ever heard of Review in a nutshell: I put way too much stock in the preview for this movie. I was expecting an over the

The Keep

January 18, 2013 Jenn SG Epic Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085780/ Starring: Scott Glen, Jürgen Prochnow, Gabriel Byrne, & Ian McKellen (oh and Robert Prosky who I promise you’ll recognize) Review in a nutshell: The following is my running commentary on Facebook as

The Devil’s Tomb

December 28, 2012 Jenn SG Epic Crap

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1147687/ Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ron Perlman, Ray Winstone, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: It’s about a tomb with the devil in it, and it makes people turn into gooey