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Midsommar

January 28, 2020 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

Alternate Title: The Wicker Man Swedish Edition IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/ Starring: Chidi from The Good Place Review: I have now seen two movies by Ari Aster. I did not like the first one, and I

Invasion

July 16, 2017 Jim Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472465/ Starring: Jenny Dare Paulin (as Virginia Dare), Don Keith Opper, Norbert Weisser Review: Sheriff’s deputy goes out into a remote parkland in a remote California valley to investigate a possible missing persons

The Dark

May 7, 2017 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

Alternate Title: Silent Hill in Wales IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411267/ Starring: Sean Bean and the mom from History of Violence Review: As we all know Sean Bean’s JOB is to die in movies. UNLESS he doesn’t.

Perkins’ 14

May 1, 2017 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired

Blood Angels

March 16, 2015 Jim Mostly Crap

Alternate Title: Thralls (in fact this is the title that runs in the opening credits) IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404496/ Starring: Lorenzo Lamas (I know, I didn’t believe it, either), Leah Cairns, Siri Baruc Review: Lorenzo Lamas

Apollo 18

April 4, 2014 Jim Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772240/ Starring: Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen, Ryan Robbins Review in a nutshell: Yet another “startling revelations thanks to found footage” type film that, yet again, wants you to believe that actors who are

V/H/S/2

March 21, 2014 Dave Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2450186/ Starring: People, various and sundry, some better known as directors or “Misc Cast & Crew” of other films. Sometimes even the segments they star in! And speaking of directors, the men who

The Tattooist

March 14, 2014 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817228/ Starring: Jason Behr and a bunch of people from New Zealand Review in a nutshell: I don’t know if this movie is culturally sensitive or not and I don’t care. And the

The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh

October 11, 2013 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2332831/ Starring: Vanessa Redgrave’s voice. Seriously. She narrated this movie. Review in a nutshell: The Nothing stars in a movie inspired by Eleanor Rigby. OK, maybe not… How’s this, a guy inherits a

Intruders

September 13, 2013 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1634121/ Starring: Clive Owen Review in a nutshell: My opinion of this movie is mixed, but it mostly lands in a great big pile of crap. It’s your typical suppressed memory ghost story