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The Lure

October 17, 2018 Jim Not Crap

IMDB Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5278832/ Starring: Marta Mazurek, Michalina Olszanska, Kinga Preis, many others. Review In A Nutshell: “The Little Mermaid” meets “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” with a dash of “Mamula” thrown in. It’s 92 minutes of running time,

The Basement

June 11, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4319842/ Starring: A bunch of people I’m not familiar with. Review: This film was surprisingly good in many ways. Definitely potential here for everyone involved. It’s obviously low budget but the acting wasn’t bad and the

Night of the Living Dorks

April 30, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

Original Title: Die Nacht der lebenden Loser IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/ Starring: German people Review: Fans of Rammstein and Dark should not get too excited here. This movie is in a class of it’s own. And

Deep Blue Sea 2

April 23, 2018 Kat Not Crap

DISCLAIMER: Kat is more considerate than I am and included a spoilers note in her review. So I am noting that here but don’t get used to it. ~ Jenn Alternate Title: Don’t Fuck With

Roseville

April 9, 2018 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3213512/ Starring: A bunch of Bulgarians and some dude from Eastern MA that has been in several movies I need to review. Review: Roseville was better than expected, but not quite good enough to stay off

Extraterrestrial

July 30, 2017 Jim Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2960930/ Starring: Brittany Allen, Freddie Stroma, Gil Bellows, many others Review: A young woman is asked to take realty photos of her family’s soon-to-be-sold vacation cabin. Her boyfriend invites several of their friends along. Aliens invade,

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

July 23, 2017 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/ Starring: John Vernon, one of those guys who has been in everything. The blond love interest from Weird Science. Another guy who has been in a ton of tv stuff. And Christoper Titus for

Dead Alive

July 2, 2017 Kat Not Crap

Alternate Title: A Mother’s Love IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ Starring: Timothy Balme, Diane Penalver and Elizabeth Moody Review: Mother doesn’t always know best, especially when she’s a bitch… and dead… Before Peter Jackson directed The Lord

Housebound

April 13, 2015 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3504048/ Starring: A bunch of New Zealanders Review: I was pleasantly surprised a few minutes into this movie to discover it was a horror comedy. By the end of the movie I was

Jack The Giant Slayer

March 23, 2015 Jim Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1351685/ Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci Review: Ewan McGregor channels Eddie Izzard’s recent look along with Cary Elwes’ suave style from The Princess Bride while Nicholas Hoult plays hero,