Alternate Title: Monster
IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080904/
Starring: Doug McClure
Review in a nutshell: The Plot: Rubber suited fishmen invade a rural fishing town to eat the men and mate with the women to continue evolving at an alarming (read: impossible) rate. The Plot I WISH I watched: Men want to wear rubbers so women will sleep with them.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: 80 minutes of my life that could have been spent promoting safe sex and women’s reproductive rights.
The Money Shot: Ventriloquist seduces a girl in a tent on the beach by making dirty jokes with his dummy. He is then eaten by a fishman.
Quick Edit: This entry is missing some content due to a bizarre copy and paste error. It was hilarious and would have made me millions.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
- Midsommar - January 28, 2020
- Slender Man - March 4, 2019
- The Unnamable - March 2, 2019