Alternate Title: Monster
IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080904/
Starring: Doug McClure
Review in a nutshell: The Plot: Rubber suited fishmen invade a rural fishing town to eat the men and mate with the women to continue evolving at an alarming (read: impossible) rate. The Plot I WISH I watched: Men want to wear rubbers so women will sleep with them.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: 80 minutes of my life that could have been spent promoting safe sex and women’s reproductive rights.
The Money Shot: Ventriloquist seduces a girl in a tent on the beach by making dirty jokes with his dummy. He is then eaten by a fishman.
Quick Edit: This entry is missing some content due to a bizarre copy and paste error. It was hilarious and would have made me millions.
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