IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/
Starring: Udo Kier and no one I’ve ever heard of
Review in a nutshell: I put way too much stock in the preview for this movie. I was expecting an over the top action movie with a kick ass sound track. I got… Ice Pirates. Except that’s an insult to Ice Pirates. Basic plot: Sarah Palin sends a bunch of male models to the moon as a publicity stunt, and the black guy stumbles into the base of bumbling Nazis. I think it was supposed to be a comedy, but it wasn’t funny.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: I was smart and got the disk from Netflix and did not BUY it from Xbox Video. But I can’t get a refund on the 93 minutes I wasted.
Points of interest: Reading the trivia list on IMDB is more interesting than this movie was to watch.
The Money Shot: He fell for the one last blowjob trick
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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