Original Title: Die Nacht der lebenden Loser
IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/
Starring: German people
Review:
Fans of Rammstein and Dark should not get too excited here. This movie is in a class of it’s own. And that class is about zombie teenagers trying to get laid. I never thought I’d be typing these words together ON PURPOSE but Night of the Living Dorks is a Teen Horror Sex Comedy. Upon finishing the film the best description I could come up with was “It’s cute!”
While this is way more teen movie than horror, fans of zombie comedy should definitely check it out.
Where I found it: This film was part of another reviewer’s massive DVD collection. She loaned it to me months ago and made me sit through it so she could have the DVD back. She twisted my arm. Really. That happened.
How much I paid for it: 1 hr, 29 minutes
Points of interest:
Germans make Hitler jokes. I always wondered if it was still “too soon”…
There was also a gym teach named Stalin and Friedrich Nietzsche Gymnasium.
The Money Shot: Dork 1 repairing Dork 2’s genitalia with a staple gun.
My Favorite Line:
Second Favorite Line:
Stalin: Performance like that would have lost us the war!
Dork: But we DID lose the war!
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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