monsters

Pacific Rim

August 23, 2013 Jenn SG Not Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1663662/ Starring: Idris Elba and um.. Ron Perlam has a cameo Review in a nutshell: GIANT ROBOTS FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS! Seriously, that was all we wanted, that’s what we got. This movie has

The New Daughter

June 28, 2013 Jenn SG Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0951335/ Starring: Kevin Costner & the girl from Pan’s Labyrinth Review in a nutshell: Paging Dr. Freud! There’s a complex here to see you. Seriously. This movie is dripping with oedipal bullshit. We’ve

Beneath Loch Ness

June 21, 2013 Jenn SG Total Crap

Alternate Title: The Evil Beneath Loch Ness IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256155/ Starring: Patrick Bergen, an Irishman, who has actually been in some good movies, and the guy who plays Tank Girl’s boyfriend who gets shot up

The Rig

May 31, 2013 Jenn SG Total Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093906/ Starring: William Forsythe (you’ll know him when you see him), ArtLaFleur (him too) and a Sean Bean wannabe Review in a nutshell: This is a movie about brotherly love. It is also

Humanoids from the Deep

April 5, 2013 Jenn SG Total Crap

Alternate Title: Monster IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080904/ Starring: Doug McClure Review in a nutshell: The Plot: Rubber suited fishmen invade a rural fishing town to eat the men and mate with the women to continue evolving