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The Blood Harvest

May 7, 2018 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda crap”. Because seriously, they had my full attention.

The Girl in the Photographs

June 11, 2017 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer. Netflix is wrong. This movie is about Kal Penn’s

All Cheerleaders Die

March 30, 2015 Jim Epic Crap

Editor’s Note: The following statement from Jim was written at the top of the email I received. I had to review it. I was compelled by beings made of pure light, to warn the Earth,

Twixt

April 14, 2014 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

DISCLAIMER: This was supposed to go up last week. Sorry about that. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/ Starring: Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern and Father Guido Sarducci ( credited as Don Novello). There is also a cameo by

The Pact

October 4, 2013 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2040560/ Starring: Nobody you’ve ever heard of. Probably. No, wait, Casper Van Dien is in this. Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe how good this movie was… for what it is. Seriously.

The Factory

September 6, 2013 Jenn SG Total Crap

DISCLAIMER: I had a hard time rating this movie. I settled on “Total Crap” instead of “Epic Crap” because I’d actually be willing to watch some of the “epic crap” movies again for their comedic

Jack’s Back

March 8, 2013 Jenn SG Kinda Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095389/ Starring: James Spader, Cynthia Gibb and one of favorite character actors: Robert Picardo Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe I had never seen this movie before! If I had seen this