Tag: zombies

Invasion

Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472465/ Starring: Jenny Dare Paulin (as Virginia Dare), Don Keith Opper, Norbert Weisser Review: Sheriff’s deputy goes out into a remote parkland in a remote California valley to investigate a possible missing persons

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Dead Alive

Not Crap

Alternate Title: A Mother’s Love IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ Starring: Timothy Balme, Diane Penalver and Elizabeth Moody Review: Mother doesn’t always know best, especially when she’s a bitch… and dead… Before Peter Jackson directed The Lord

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Perkins’ 14

Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired

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V/H/S/2

Mostly Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2450186/ Starring: People, various and sundry, some better known as directors or “Misc Cast & Crew” of other films. Sometimes even the segments they star in! And speaking of directors, the men who

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Rise Of The Zombies

Total Crap

DISCLAIMER: Our first Guest Post! IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2236182/ Starring: LeVar Burton, Danny Trejo, Mariel Hemmingway, French Stewart, No one else of any import Review in a nutshell: Actors are people, too. They gotta eat. Ask

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Exit Humanity

Total Crap

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1781812/ Starring: Brian Cox’s voice and Bill Mosely Review in a nutshell: This period piece zombie movie was a train wreck. Bad science, bad acting, bad history, bad animation to save on special

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