IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2332831/
Starring: Vanessa Redgrave’s voice. Seriously. She narrated this movie.
Review in a nutshell: The Nothing stars in a movie inspired by Eleanor Rigby.
OK, maybe not…
How’s this, a guy inherits a house full of Weeping Angels and The Nothing saves him from them.
hmmm, not that either. Maybe this?
This movie is about a ghost daydreaming that her estranged son comes back to her house where she’s been hoarding all the antiques he sold over the years. Mom narrates and son has small nervous break down before saying “fuck this shit, this is why I’m her estranged son” and leaves. Except he wasn’t there in the first place and she’s totally going to become an insane spirit and the boys from Supernatural to come put her down.
Oh and there is some creepy shit in the house. The prop guys must have had a blast shopping for this movie. The weirdest piece being a black statue in the front room that sticks out like s sore thumb but has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. It’s just there being creepy.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: 82 minutes
Points of interest: Written and directed by the Founder of Rue Morgue Magazine.
The Money Shot: It would have been when the angel statue opened it’s eyes if I hadn’t been yelling “OPEN THEM ALREADY!” at the obviously painted actor.