Many of my friends and family have asked me “Dear God, WHY? WHY do you keep doing this to yourself?”

Despite what they may tell you, I don’t have horrible taste in movies. I like good movies. But when I am in a terrible, horrible no good very bad mood I will seek out the worst movie I can find. And love every minute of it. Because nothing in my life is as bad as THAT movie.

It works and it’s cheaper than therapy.

Don’t judge.