IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1147687/
Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ron Perlman, Ray Winstone, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely
Review in a nutshell: It’s about a tomb with the devil in it, and it makes people turn into gooey zombies. Sometimes those zombies are lesbians and they make out.
Where did you find it?: Netflix
Points of Interest: Henry Rollins is the priest. Need I say more?
The Money Shot: There is really only 1 zombie lesbian make out scene, but there is ONE lesbian zombie make out scene. One more than any movie should have. Because it’s gooey in ALL THE WRONG WAYS. If you’ve read this review and are still thinking “That sounds hot” let me assure you that you 100% completely wrong.