Stakeland

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464580/

Starring: People who have had to find work since they stopped filming the original Law & Order.

Review in a nutshell: In this day and age scary / gross vampires are a treat, but when they’re dumb it might as well be a zombie movie. So yeah this was basically a zombie apocalypse movie. The movie isn’t very original, nor is it action packed enough to distract you from the lack of plot. It has lots of walking & driving scenes so you don’t need to pause for a bathroom break or to grab a snack.

Where I found it: Netflix

How much I paid for it: 98 minutes of my life

Points of interest: There were some really well done and disturbing scenes. I was particularly fond of the bit where the religious cults attacked survivor camps by dropping vampires from the helicopters. Unintentionally hilarious.

The Money Shot: Vampire Santa buys it while waiting in line for a port-a-potty.

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