IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464580/
Starring: People who have had to find work since they stopped filming the original Law & Order.
Review in a nutshell: In this day and age scary / gross vampires are a treat, but when they’re dumb it might as well be a zombie movie. So yeah this was basically a zombie apocalypse movie. The movie isn’t very original, nor is it action packed enough to distract you from the lack of plot. It has lots of walking & driving scenes so you don’t need to pause for a bathroom break or to grab a snack.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: 98 minutes of my life
Points of interest: There were some really well done and disturbing scenes. I was particularly fond of the bit where the religious cults attacked survivor camps by dropping vampires from the helicopters. Unintentionally hilarious.
The Money Shot: Vampire Santa buys it while waiting in line for a port-a-potty.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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