IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117636/
Starring: Lots of Romanians.
Review in a nutshell: This one is a little slow, and NOT an action movie, but I was pleasantly surprised. First off, any vampire movie that doesn’t glorify the undead gets brownie points in my book. Secondly, it’s really a movie about how Romanians feel about communism and how the loss of traditions can be bad for you.
If the movie ended 30 minutes earlier I would have put it in the “not crap” category. But interesting as it was, it WAS slow AND dragged on a little longer than necessary. Go ahead and watch this one, then let me know what you think.
Where I found it: Netflix
How much I paid for it: Nada / 105 minutes of my life
Points of interest: Ever wonder what a real Romanian accent sounds like? Watch this movie.
The Money Shot: The movie endears itself to lovers of horror comedies right from the beginning… more Vampire movies need conga lines.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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