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Starring: Robert “I Sparkle” Pattinson

Review in a nutshell: This movie is…odd. Odd can sometimes be good. This time it was not.

It is also really boring porn. Seriously. This guy has sex so many times in his 100ish minutes of screen time I was staring to wonder if Cronenburg had hired a fluffer.

I couldn’t tell if anyone was acting well because this script is soooo Cronenberg. I certainly didn’t have a damn clue what was going on. I never even REALLY figured out if it counted as science fiction. I’d tell you more, but it’s not worth it. There are movies out there that don’t make sense that are at least interesting. Cronenberg made many of them. I recommend watching one of those instead.

Where I found it: Netflix

How much I paid for it: 109 minutes that could have been spent on a bad movie with explosions.

Points of interest: There is absolutely NO resolution to the “plot” at the end. NONE

The Money Shot: It’s gotta be the rectal exam in the limo. (Oh yes, you read that right.) This is the scene that earned Cosmopolis the rating of Epic Crap.

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