IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398428/
Starring: Karl Urban and Lena Headly
Review in a nutshell: OMG! That was fucking awesome! Except for the rookie’s acting, and the sparkly slow motion action sequences.. but besides that it was a ton of fun. Karl Urban was angry and shot things. Lena Headly was evil and twisted and the character design and makeup for her was brilliant. And did I mention that there was shooting and explosions? Oh… um… You want to know what else the movie had? Plot.. no not much of that… Dialogue? Nope, not much there. Ridiculous over the top acts of violence? Yes, have some.
Where I found it: Xbox Video
How much I paid for it: Approx $5 / 95 minutes, but they were 95 awesome minutes.
Points of interest: Lena Headly’s teeth are GROSS. I was very impressed.
The Money Shot: Slow motion sparkly death fall.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.
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